Tell all the teachers, doctors, dentists you know to come to funnyabsentnotes.com and tell their funny school teacher joke, fake doctor excuse joke, fake get out of work joke so others can get a good laugh. School teachers get funny absence notes from parents all the time. If you're a school teacher, you can go to funnyabsentnotes.com and post your funny school note stores for others to read. Do you need a fake doctor excuse to stay home from school? Do you hate the doctor and need to find a fake doctor excuse note? Do your kids want you to write a kids excuse note for them to stay away from school? If you need an excuse to stay home from school, stay home from work, get out of a doctor appointment, check the list of absent notes on this website and you'll have everyone laughing and in stitches. Check out the funny notes people write to get out of going to work. You won't believe the misspelled words, the misused words, and the grammar mistakes people make when writing excuse notes for themselves. Looking for a funny excuse to use as a school joke? Need an excuse for missing school? Looking for teacher humor or fake doctor excuses or absent notes? Check us out. You can read actuall notes given to teachers online and see how funny real excuse notes can be. Just go to funnyabsentnotes.com and laugh yourself silly when you read the funny notes teachers really got from students. Check out the absence notes, absent notes, funny absence notes, funny school jokes, funny excuses to get kids out of school and fake doctor excuses people use when they don't want to go to work. Don't want to go to work and you need a doctor excuse from work? Don't waste your time going to the doctor. Go to www.funnyabsentnotes.com and copy down some of the fake doctor notes. If you like to pass jokes along to your friends, you can find funny school pranks, funny school quotes, funny school jokes, school excuses, funny teacher quotes, funny teacher jokes and funny school teacher jokes on our site. Share your best school teacher absent notes at www.funnyabsentnotes.com and let other teachers, parents and students read the funny and embarassing excuses you've heard over the years. If you need to be absent from school, absent from work, absent from a doctor appointment and you need an absence excuse, we can help you come up with all kinds of absence excuses. If you like the joke of the day, school humor, teacher humor, doctor humor, work humor, doctor jokes, parent jokes, school jokes, teacher jokes or just about any other kind of joke, check out our site.

funny school joke, doctor humor, embarassing absent notes, parent joke, real excuse note, humor web site, funny school prank, teacher humor, funny excuses, excuse for missing school, fake doctor note, fake doctor excuse, school excuse, funny absent notes collection, embarrasing joke, school teacher joke funny school joke available at funnyabsentnotes.com by clicking above.

funny school joke, school jokes, absence note, excuse for missing school, funny teacher joke, funny school prank, doctor excuse note, fake excuse note, embarrasing joke, teacher notes, funny school quote, fun humor, actual excuse notes, school note, excuse for missing work, school teacher joke, humor web site, funny excuse notes from teachers, parent joke, embarassing joke, funny note, doctor excuse from school, doctor humor, doctor excuse for work, doctor excuse from work, embarassing absent notes, funny absent notes collection, doctor note, teacher joke, work humor, fake doctor note, funny excuses, doctor excuse, funny excuse, school excuse notes, teacher humor, absent note, fake doctor excuse, funny absence note, funny school excuses, doctor joke, funny absent note, school excuse, funny school joke, real excuse note, funny teacher quote, funny school joke, doctor excuse note, funny school joke, school excuse notes, work humor, real excuse note, excuse for missing work, embarassing absent notes, teacher notes, funny teacher joke, doctor excuse, doctor humor, funny school prank, humor web site, funny teacher quote, school note, funny excuse notes from teachers, absent note, funny note, absence note, funny school joke, absence note, embarassing joke, embarrasing joke, funny absence note, doctor excuse from work, teacher joke, funny excuse, fake excuse note, funny school joke, absent note, embarassing joke, funny absent note, school teacher joke, funny school prank, fake doctor note, excuse for missing work, funny school quote, funny teacher quote, fake excuse note, doctor excuse, real excuse note, funny absence note, absence note, teacher notes, funny note, doctor humor, doctor excuse note, doctor excuse from school, doctor note, school excuse notes, funny absent notes collection, teacher humor, excuse for missing school, embarassing absent notes, fake doctor excuse, funny excuse notes from teachers, doctor joke, parent joke, actual excuse notes, funny school joke, school note, school jokes, teacher joke, funny school excuses, doctor excuse from work, funny school joke, funny absent notes collection, teacher joke, school excuse notes, fun humor, parent joke, excuse for missing work, doctor excuse, teacher notes, absent note, funny school joke, funny absent note, school excuse, parent joke, fun humor, doctor note, funny school joke, school note, funny excuse notes from teachers, doctor joke, funny excuse, school excuse notes, doctor excuse from work, excuse for missing work, embarassing absent notes, absence note, excuse for missing school, absent note, school teacher joke, fake doctor excuse, teacher joke, funny school excuses, doctor excuse note, doctor humor, funny school joke, doctor joke, excuse for missing school, funny school quote, doctor note, funny school excuses, doctor humor, doctor excuse from school, funny excuses, funny note, funny teacher quote, humor web site, embarrasing joke, school note, absent note, doctor excuse, fake doctor excuse, teacher humor, embarassing joke, funny school joke, funny excuses, parent joke, school jokes, teacher humor, funny school quote, school teacher joke, fake doctor excuse, doctor excuse from work, funny absence note, funny absent note, funny school excuses, fake excuse note, doctor excuse for work, doctor excuse from school, funny school joke available at funnyabsentnotes.com by clicking above.

Reciprocal Links: funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke funny school joke

We want to house the largest number of funny absent notes. They are hard to find and with so many teachers out there, we are sure there are some real doozies. They are so hard to find. Reading them is clean, innocent fun. Why do we want them all? We won't win some sort of absent note prize, we just think they are funny and we want to see them as much as you do.

We hope you enjoy the list we have and it will grow as people add to them.

The absent notes

michelle will not be

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.


Please excuse my daughter´s absence. She had her periodicals.

My son is under a doctor´s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.



Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.


Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.


Sally won´t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.


I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don´t know what size she wear.


Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.


Please excuse Raul from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.

Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn´t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.


Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.